A hardee, har, har.
Ecouterre shared this little techno fashion nugget last week and it's too good to pass up so - get this:
Microsoft is developing a brassiere that monitors your stress level and will alert you, via phone of course, when you're in danger of overeating due to stress. Um.... hmmmm.
Well, I agree with the article, VERY sexist to say nothing of absurd. If I got beeped every time stress levels hit warp speed I'd be forced to chuck the stupid contraption out the window in the fast lane thus risking a littering ticket, throwing my eco principals to the wind and therefore raising heart rate levels past *ludicrous to plaid speed. We all know when we stress eat, so telling us isn't going to help much. A glove that shocked my hand every time I reach for food, on the other hand....
*Spaceballs reference if you've forgotten the ways of Lord Dark Helmet.